Is this overkill or what???

85,000 Iphone Apps
Spending one minute on each one deciding if it would fit your needs would take 177 eight hour days. After that many days there would more than likely be more Apps.

50,000 Radio stations for your Blackberry
One minute on each to make sure you don't get any of your parents music and there goes another 104 eight hour days.

Google
Look for riding lawn mowers on Google and get 1,980,000 results. Looking at those will take something over 11 years at the usual one minute per.

Google
Google comes up with two billion results for Google. No one could live long enough for this one.